Treat Yourself To A Happy Easter With Humour

Easter is upon us, so I got to thinking about two of my favourite things, chocolate and Aston Villa.

Then it hit me, we need a badly punned Aston Villa Confectionery XI – and here we go.

Mars Bosnickers

Olof Caramellberg Smartie-n Laursen Ugo Eggi-Choc

James Dairy-Milkner Candy Townsend George Boat-M&M

Emile Hershey

Dwight Yorkie Gabby Agbon-bonlahor Choco Hamilton

Manager : Ron Kit-katkinson

I know we’d all like to Villa to be as difficult to tackle as refrigerated giant Toblerone and have a manager that is more popular than the green Quality Street.

Sadly, we will have to put up with a defence that’s as solid as a Curly Whirly and an attack that is as sharp as a warm Easter Egg.

If you can add to my squad, please let me know. And I have checked on Wikipedia and Toby Le-Rone did not play for Villa, I’m sad to say.