In this week's podcast, John Clark reveals a revelation all about how he works the yard, talks Arab investment, as well as discussing Villa's news this week.
That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane - Matt Turvey is not afraid, and neither should you be.
American Villan J.P. Wilson, aka fastbackace, tells of his joy in finally seeing Aston Villa in person, and the wonderful experience surrounding the match.
Several different players have worn the captain's armband for Villa so far this season. Who should keep it when the action starts in earnest?
Aston Villa are unbeaten in the preseason, and although the opposition hasn't been formidable, it feels like everything is going right.