The title tells some part of the story, but all these and more are covered in episode two of the Five on Five podcast, the official weekly podcast of Aston Villa Life.

In this week’s episode, recorded in the early hours of Wednesday morning, site editor Matt Turvey and regular columnist and sub-editor John Clark cover five of the top topics of the past week amidst a few other unscheduled items including punching Dave Whelan in the face, whether Alan Hutton is the missing link between Neanderthal man and a footballer, and how Gary Karsa is earning his money at the club.

We are also looking for people to feature on the podcast as we expand its scope to incorporate the views of as many fans as we can fit in. If you are interested in featuring, please get in contact via the contact form page. Priority will be given to existing writers/commenters/registered users of the site.

If you would like to download a copy of the podcast, please right click the following link –https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/avlclustermedia/podcasts/fiveonfive/Five_On_Five_The_Aston_Villa_Life_Podcast-Episode_2.mp3

*** PLEASE NOTE *** – This podcast contains some explicit language as well as the terms “Alex McLeish” and “Alan Hutton” which may offend some listeners.

You can also left click the above link if you would like to stream the podcast directly on the site without downloading it.

You can find the first episode of the podcast via this link – http://www.astonvillalife.com/news/five-on-five-podcast-launches-you-can-be-part-of-it

If you want to comment on the latest article on Aston Villa Life discussing the season ahead at Aston Villa, you can do so by following this link – http://www.astonvillalife.com/aston-villa-blog/the-lambert-effect-and-next-seasons-expectations

Please leave any comments on the podcast on the article listed in the link above. If you have any direct questions you would like to ask privately, please get in contact with Matt via the methods listed at the top of the site.

*** PLEASE NOTE *** – This episode of the podcast does not have the usual “Five On Five” artwork embedded into the file because Matt recorded this episode on another computer. We apologise for any inconvenience caused and hope to include the artwork in next week’s show.